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  9. Posted

    Hello Braden(R1n Returnz), are you aware that today will be the last free to play pk trip that we ever have. After this we are all going to be quitting the game and your 3 raging topics a week didn't mean anything.


    I stand before you on a mighty 108 fully quested big dick 39 defense pure wearing barrows gloves. In all of your banks there should be enough return sets to last you a 6 hour return fight with the Corrupt Pures.  This is the last free to play trip we will have together. It is time for you to use your warring skills to prescribe punishment to all of the shit clans who think they are better than us. Tomorrow I want you all to risk the kiln capes I have gotten all of you. You should all plan to risk your chaotics if  you are quitting the game for good like myself. Today when looking for fights to crash we have to ask ourselves, "........Wheres the bloody punk convention?"

     

    So I would like to finish this speech with a rap I wrote, not about a shitty clan like Hazard, but about all of the people who have made a difference in this clan.

    I am DJ39Defence and I am the best.

    We have Ryan\Hormone who can't even pass a tank test.

    We have Callum and iObsession all the way from England.

    And we have Jorge and Kevin who are Mexicans.

    We have Lagg and Tom and the rest of the head dress crew.

    We also have Kyle who snipes on his main named six one two.

    We have Cranked, Jake, Titan, and Z Moni from New Pure Order.

    There's Obama hating Collin who shoots Mexicans crossing the border.

    We have Harris who plays football all the way in Texas.

    We have Graffix and Lewke who came from Nexus.

    Then there's Aaron who goes into Dragondyce and tries to scam money.

    And who can't forget my friend from frogman, fluffybunny.

    We have Barragebear who's dick looks like a thorny snail.

    And we have Travis, Breed, and Manny who have probably been to jail.

    We also have Pk Clown Boy and then there's Skax.

    We have 99dreamzpl0x who's voice always cracks.

    There's our leader who talks about doing drugs.

    And the award for best hybrid goes to Pro Bloodz.

    We have Grayson and Braden with the orange hair.

    And there's Armin who's father is a doctor and a millionaire.

    We have Ace, Markii, and Google who came from Trilogy.

    And we have Joey who never gets on IRC.

    Jeremy wants to make me roll my windows down.

    And there's Nubbl3s, Stanky, and Icy who live in my own town.

    There's the foreigners Ecke, Lars, and Selo.

    And my 13 year old friend Bowbow.

    We have DP Liam who wears a tag of a clan that died 2 years ago(10 years now)

    Then there's my boy Kennith who keeps talking about fucking his hoe.

    Maybe you have forgotten our founder Neil?

    But did you remember the forever half-op Steel?

    We have Mjeska from Lithuania.

    And a guy who's probably a spy named Alb4nia.

    And then there is Ireland also known as John.

    And Dunking who was born somewhere near Pakistan.

    There's Mr Mauled I don't know why he changed his name to Anubiis.

    And then there's this punk looking kid named Chris(Zulkeyz).

    There's Romans 16 20 the king of world 124.

    And then there's Ari who skips out on preps to eat and do chores.

    We have the guy who has spies in every clan named Swing.

    And lets take the time to remember my old friend John Sings.

     

     

    Now all of you, join me in one last victory screech around Edgeville, in honor of all the preps and full outs we have won. Victory SCREEEEECH, leeedel leeedel leeedel lee leeedel leeeedel leee

     

  19. Posted

    On 4/20/2020 at 7:19 AM, Lewke said:

    I think you should get leader tbh for camping remy in singles

    i agree

     

    also promote dj39 this clan is missing leaders has plenty of co leaders but no leaders

    On 4/20/2020 at 12:22 PM, Dinoz said:

    i guess ur not smart enough to be elder

     

    simply not smart enough :(

  20. Posted · Edited by kJ`R4in_F4ll

    On 4/17/2020 at 6:38 AM, Grayson said:

    real job = selling legal weed

     

    side gig = selling illegal weed

    ??

     

    +extract , but ye you basically summed it up good sir @Grayson

  23. Posted

    When I was a rank in Zenith we were one of the pure community's top matched clans in both servers.

    When I was a rank of Doom we had a 27 prep win streak.

    step it up!!!!!!

     

    Cp/Fi losin with +3 in clw multiple times

     

     

    Eop gets mad during a 1-1 prep and decides to rush round 3 with +5 and looks dumb as fuck doin it.

  24. Posted

    On 4/15/2020 at 9:02 AM, Grayson said:

    ok this is ur job

    no sir my job is delivering dispensary products

     

     

    my side gig is selling non compliant wax/weed

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